5 Reasons You Know You Have More Than One Kid
- You try to save time by letting the toddler dress himself. You end up with both legs in one side.
- You put on open toed shoes and discover you have to put on a layer of polish. You only polish four toes. Pinkie toe be damned.
- Somehow your closet got turned into a ball pit and nobody knows how it happened.
- You really do take a shower with all of the toys from yesterday’s bath.
- You order whatever you want for lunch. It’s your only hot meal of the day that you can eat sitting down.