5 Reasons You Know You Have More Than One Kid

  1. You try to save time by letting the toddler dress himself. You end up with both legs in one side.
  2. You put on open toed shoes and discover you have to put on a layer of polish. You only polish four toes. Pinkie toe be damned.
  3. Somehow your closet got turned into a ball pit and nobody knows how it happened.
  4. You really do take a shower with all of the toys from yesterday’s bath.
  5. You order whatever you want for lunch. It’s your only hot meal of the day that you can eat sitting down.


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